Daily Sentence

Condign

I would be more upset about the manner of my late husband Roger’s death if being slowly and...

Jul 1st

Indigent

Perhaps my favorite hobby is kidnapping four indigent gypsy children, bringing them aboard my...

Jun 30th

Indigent

I gave up the hoboin’ life not ‘cause I were loath to the squalor, or the indigence, or even the...

Jun 30th

Cockaigne

Sometimes when I’m looking around at all these young guys out here I think that if we put our all...

Jun 26th

Forlorn

The west as I understand it, based solely on T.V. from the 60’s, frightens me: too many looming...

Jun 25th

Glutinous

With that one glutinous nasal burst, I was no longer a multi-millionaire empyrean tycoon in the eyes...

Jun 24th

Glutinous

Days after I’d birthed the yak a film of its mother’s glutinous mucus still coated my...

Jun 24th

Defenestrate

Every Monday night Mr. K and I get all hopped up on coconut rum and run around the condo like a...

Jun 19th

Cogent

And, for the august thug, nothing says cogency like a double-edged automatic dual release and...

Jun 18th

Cogent

While it may be a subversive allegory for WWII that promotes systematic genocide and fascism and all...

Jun 18th

Verdure

Normally one to take delight in all forms of efflorescing flora, even I had to admit my disgust with...

Jun 17th

Verdure

I reasoned that the best place to temporarily hide the skull (it was a human skull; I can’t...

Jun 17th

Dilatory

There are professions, Vladomir, where one can be dilatory from time to time with few repercussions,...

Jun 16th

Claque

We all knew Thom had self-esteem issues, but none of us thought he would ever take it so far as to...

Jun 15th

Apprise

Only after I’d performed gruesome and irreversible procedures on the lab rat did my assistant...

Jun 13th

Hyperbole

No, Geoffrey, my text message was not hyperbole in the slightest; the panther queen truly has 702...

Jun 12th

Hyperbole

Jimmy Carter, as a youth, was a garrulous lad who when holding court was known to gesticulate...

Jun 12th

Patrician

What a spectacle: the Emerson family told their chef to use double the recommended amount of beets...

Jun 11th

Patrician

All exterior appearances and accouterments gave David Boddington Fordengrade the utmost air of...

Jun 11th

Surfeit

To guard myself against the mortal dangers of surfeit, I ingest a spoonful of ipecac with every...

Jun 10th

Surfeit

Muscles tense and face sweaty, I sat on the toilet for over half of Mike Myers’ The Love Guru...

Jun 10th

Raconteur

Michael M. Bosely, Teddy Roosie High School’s most promising student, an expert trombonist and...

Jun 9th

Minatory

This neighborhood shalln’t be the same sans the jeering minatory goons on every corner filling the...

Jun 9th

Potentate

“He ain’t got no real power, that phoney baloney ersatz potentate, and I say we get him right where...

Jun 8th

Repletion

“I had better not ingest to repletion lest I aggravate my case of tremulous stomach.”

Jun 6th

Repletion

The six fried eggs, orange and prune juice smoothie, and pastrami and Gruyere on rye AND sourdough...

Jun 6th

Tremulous

Once the ants had scattered I laid my rosy-cheeked maiden down in the thicket and bit hard into her...

Jun 5th

Tremulous

“Ah, Grace, my true love, my endless anchor, I thought I’d never find anyone else with an incurable...

Jun 5th

Lachrymose

Everyone in the small hamlet of Joppers, New Hampshire, has a specific public role: Ben J. is the...

Jun 4th

Lachyrmose

The prom, which had started smoothly enough, ended up in disaster following the flaming banner,...

Jun 4th

Bagatelle

This load of buckshot in my rump is no bagatelle, you foolish cholo, but rather cause for a visit to...

Jun 3rd

Bagatelle

“How foolish, Man, to gamble your life on a paltry bagatelle, so matter how skilled you are at...

Jun 3rd