Daily Sentence

Sesquipedalian

Being a Yale man I never missed an opportunity to employ my sesquipedalian abilities until the...

Jul 30th

Vituperation

In my three years as Lt. General of the Rockville, Maryland Day Camp for Underemployed Adults and...

Jul 23rd

Gamine

Perhaps it was the gamine’s delicately smudged face or perhaps it was her squeaky yet stirring...

Jul 22nd

Supernumerary

Like, I totally can’t believe my teacher, Mrs. Rouye, the septuagenarian martinet I was telling you...

Jul 21st

Supernumerary

The Arbor Day orgy was quite the fiasco: the girls from Colby never showed up; the Slip ‘n...

Jul 21st

Tatterdemalion

Let’s see…hmm…my most embarrassing moment would probably have to be the time I infiltrated the...

Jul 18th

Tatterdemalion

Erma B. is a true piece of Pittsburgh street meat, an oily tatterdemalion in bad decline, a...

Jul 18th

Anodyne

The badger cub (is it called a cub?) had been caught in a bear trap (who sets a trap on a bike path...

Jul 17th

Anodyne

Following her break-up, Sally delved ever deeper into her already deleterious despair, consuming...

Jul 17th

Mephitic

Well pardon me, lady, if I didn’t notice the mephitic redolence emanating from my axilla but my...

Jul 16th

Fiduciary

I suppose the Lionel Hampton Estate was justified in stripping me of my fiduciary duties as I did...

Jul 15th

Cupidity

I would have say that Mr. VonBraghton’s attempt to escape the materialistic avarice of the financial...

Jul 14th

Contemn

Any time I see an ash-ridden chimneysweep or a young gutterbum with a bulging ribs and a poor mouth,...

Jul 10th

Troglodyte

Hey, don’t be so glum, look at the upsides of being trapped in the pre-Mesopotamian era: very...

Jul 8th

Gustatory

So, that’s how we found him, Officer; on the floor in a slurry of Spanish ham and vibrating eggs,...

Jul 7th

Laconic

Keeping with Tarkington Family tradition, Uncle Seamus left a laconic suicide note: “All...

Jul 2nd

Condign

I would be more upset about the manner of my late husband Roger’s death if being slowly and...

Jul 1st